Zelaya and the Smoking toad

Despite intense international pressure, The Smokin Toad has remained steadfast in resisting International calls form the OAS (organization of American States) and the UN to step down and yield to the deposed President Zelaya.

“This was not a military coup, but an execution of the country’s Supreme Court ordering the removal of Zelaya for cimes against the Honduran constitution!!” says military spokesman Ortega Chavez. “Zelaya was attempting an executive coup such as the tyrant Chavez of Venezuela carried out.” “ If that Hitler protégé Chavez insists on instigating armed aggression against the sacred territory of the Honduran people, we will have no choice but to take direct military action against Chavez!” says The Smokin’ Toad.

“If he wants a war, we will give him one!” As of this moment the Honduran Strategic Air Command has ordered the Honduran Heavy Bomber Wing Command into the air for round the clock strike readiness. Further, the 310th Commando Paratroopers specializing in urban assault are on stand by for an anticipated drop into Caracas-Venezuela’s Capital. “ The will of the Honduran people will be understood and delivered to the doorstep of Chavez!” Says The Smokin’Toad.

The Smokin Toad Honduran President

The Smokin Toad held a rally today to again bolster confidence in the wearied Honduran region. The people demanding answers, are starting to become worried about the Chavez situation that is looming over the area. The Smokin Toad stepped up today and delivered a powerful speech that the people grabbed onto quickly. The smokin Toad talked of a peaceful resolution to the situation. He also talked however, of a situation in which force may be implemented if the looming threats are not quelled peacefully. Th Smokin Toad talked briefly about a strategy of attack and resolution that could only be described as brutal and yet breathtaking. We all await more from this brilliant leader as he takes command of the fearful nation.

Honduran president in tank

The Smokin Toad (new president of Honduras) was spotted in a tank at a rally for the people of Honduras. His message which is simple was that the people of honduras deserved more and that he was the toad to deliver it to them.

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Toad is new Honduran President

From the TP (Toad Press)

Tegucigalpa, Honduras. President Manuel Zelaya was ousted in a pre-dawn military coup d’etat and flown to nearby Costa Rica. Military spokesman Ortega Chavez said he was acting under orders of the country’s supreme court. “President Zelaya had called for an illegal referendum to amend the country’s constitution that would allow an incumbent president to run for additional terms despite the constitution’s explicit 1 term limit of 4 years.” This is exactly what Hugo Chavez, president of Venezuela, had done in order to extend his indefinite rule as President of that country. “ We are an orderly and law-abiding society and will defend Honduras’ constitution against any and all illegal referendums in an attempt to seize power ” says Chavez Ortega.

“This move was supported by both houses of Congress and has the backing of the Honduran people.” Despite the world- wide condemnation calling for the reinstatement of President Zelaya and in some cases possible direct military intervention from Venezuela’s Hugo Chavez, Spokesman Ortega Chavez insists, “The Smokin Toad is a champion of the people. He is loved and trusted by all elements of Honduran society. He will fulfill his obligations and duties as President and defend the country’s constitution to his death!” So far, there has been no official response from other world leaders on The Smokin Toad’s elevation to the Presidency.

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