Zelaya and the Smoking toad

Despite intense international pressure, The Smokin Toad has remained steadfast in resisting International calls form the OAS (organization of American States) and the UN to step down and yield to the deposed President Zelaya.

“This was not a military coup, but an execution of the country’s Supreme Court ordering the removal of Zelaya for cimes against the Honduran constitution!!” says military spokesman Ortega Chavez. “Zelaya was attempting an executive coup such as the tyrant Chavez of Venezuela carried out.” “ If that Hitler protégé Chavez insists on instigating armed aggression against the sacred territory of the Honduran people, we will have no choice but to take direct military action against Chavez!” says The Smokin’ Toad.

“If he wants a war, we will give him one!” As of this moment the Honduran Strategic Air Command has ordered the Honduran Heavy Bomber Wing Command into the air for round the clock strike readiness. Further, the 310th Commando Paratroopers specializing in urban assault are on stand by for an anticipated drop into Caracas-Venezuela’s Capital. “ The will of the Honduran people will be understood and delivered to the doorstep of Chavez!” Says The Smokin’Toad.